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Latkelicious
By Jon Fursh
Parody of Fergalicious
By Fergie from her album "The Dutchess"
INTRO
Arbah,
Shalosh, Shtayim, Echat
This
goes out to all my yentes
It’s
your favorite meshuganeh
Latkelicious.com
Listen
up ya'll, Cuz this is it
The
latka that I'm eatin' is de-li-cious
VERSE
1
Latkelicious
definition make them Jews go loco
The
potato pancake hypnotizes any Hebrew fellow
They
are tasty, they are round
They
are better than they sound
Make
them small or make them jumbo
I
need apple sauce to swallow
HOOK
1
Latkelicious
(So delicious)
They
are so plump and scrumptious
And
if you want the freshest
They
will leave you full and breathless
Jewey
Goodness (chheyy)
Go
spin the dreidel top, top
Win
the money for a honey. Put a latke in my tummy
(Arbah,
Shalosh, Shtayim, Echat)
CHORUS
So
delicious (It's hot, hot)
So
delicious (They like the latkes that I got)
So
delicious (They wanna see my latke pot)
It’s
Latkelicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)
VERSE
2
Latkelicious
def-, Latkelicious def-, Latkelicious def- [def fading echo]
Latkelicious
definition make them Jews go crazy
Knocking
down my door for more
Demanding
something very tasty (Gimme a snack!)
It’s
the L to the A, T, K the E the S
And
after Latkelicious it is time to do the dishes
HOOK
2
Latkelicious
(so delicious)
Make
some latkes for the Mrs.
I
will give her my knishes and some latke flavored kisses
Here’s
eight wishes (chheyy)
Go
spin the dreidel top, top
Win
the money for a honey. Put a latke in my tummy
(Arbah,
Shalosh, Shtayim, Echat)
CHORUS
So
delicious (It's hot, hot)
So
delicious (They like the latkes that I got)
So
delicious (They wanna see my latke pot)
It’s
Latkelicious (hold hold hold hold hold up, check it out)
VAMP
Latke,
latke, latke
If
you really want it
Honey
get a knife and fork
And
don’t worry there’s no pork
It’ll
be tasty, tasty, You’ll be thirsty, thirsty
It's
so tasty, tasty, It'll make you crazy
BREAKDOWN
L
to the A to the T K E S oy you’re tasty, L to the A
to the T K E S oy you’re tasty
L
to the A to the T K E L O V E, to the L to the A to the, to
the, to the, hit it Furshie
RAP
All
the time I turn around looking at the sky and ground looking
for a way around to find another (latke)
My
hunger can’t wait for that potato pancake. Let’s
take a latke break so I can cure my belly ache
I’ve
been waiting all day and I haven’t even finished cuz
its time to say the Kiddish. It’s in Hebrew not in Yiddish
So
I tip-toe, to get me some of that potato
Cuz
they say it’s
HOOK
3
Delicious
(So delicious)
They
are so plump and scrumptious
And
if you want the freshest
They
will leave you full and breathless
Jewey
Goodness (chheyy)
Go
spin the dreidel top, top
Win
the money for a honey. Put a latke in my tum, tum, tummy
Arbah,
Shalosh, Shtayim, Echat
Make
some latkes for the Mrs.
I
will give her my knishes and some latke flavored kisses
Here’s
eight wishes (chheyy)
Go
spin the dreidel top, top
Win
the money for a honey. Put a latke in my tummy (Arbah, Shalosh,
Shtayim, Echat)
CHORUS
So
delicious (oy vey, oy vey)
So
delicious (oy vey, oy vey)
So
delicious (oy vey, oy vey)
It’s
Latkelicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty
It's so delicious (oy vey, oy vey)
So
delicious (oy vey, oy vey)
So
delicious (oy vey, oy vey)
It’s
Latkelicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (oy vey, oy vey)
BREAKDOWN
L
to the A to the T K E S oy you’re tasty, L to the A
to the T K E S oy you’re tasty
L
to the A to the T K E S oy you’re tasty, L to the A,
to the, to the (Arbah, Shalosh, Shtayim, Echat)
L
to the A to the T K E L O V E, to the L to the A to the T
K E L O V E to the
L
to the A to the T K E L O V E, to the L to the A to the, to
the, to the (Arbah, Shalosh, Shtayim, Echat)
L to the A to the T K E S oy you’re tasty, L to the
A to the T K E S oy you’re tasty
L
to the A to the T K E S oy you’re tasty, L to the A,
to the, Arbah, Shalosh, Shtayim, Echat
L
to the A to the T K E L O V E, to the L to the A to the T
K E L O V E to the
L
to the A to the T K E L O V E, to the L to the A to the, to
the, to the, to the, to the.....
Happy
Hanukkah. Go get yourself a latke.
The
lyrics of Latkelicious are registered with the Writers Guild
of America (Registration number: 1168530).
The
lyrics are copyright protected and are property of Jonathan
Furshpan. All rights reserved.
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